Seniman Bujang Lapok~ funny!
finally i have time to blog…no la..actually i still haf pics to see…but if i dun blog today…i’ll never do it..XD
what i wanted to blog was..bout a P.Ramlee movie i watched last saturday..it’s called Seniman Bujang Lapok….it’s HILARIOUS!!!! laugh my head off…lolz..p.ramlee is called ramli in d movie oso..so ok…
ramli and his buddies went to audition/ try out for acting..ramli went first..his line was supposed to be "wahai adinda, <something> bercekarama, di bawah sinaran bulan purnama~" but when d director say action..he jz stood there..d director whispered to him "caaakkkaaappp.." he whispered back, "cakap apa?" lolz…den CUT!! d director said..kenapa saya kata action kamu tak cakap dialog kamu?" he replied.."kamu suruh saya action tak suruh cakap.." lolz..laugh like hell la…den take 2..action!!
ramlee: wahai adinda, <something> bercekarama, di bawah lampu minyak tanah~
director: CUT!! apa lampu minyak tanah pulak??
ramlee: boss..hari itu hujan, tunggu tunggu bulan tak muncul..
lolz!!!! dumb rite..den he failed lo…den his fren..sudin..i forgot what he said la..aish..goldfish brain la me..XD he failed oso..den another fren..he was in d toilet..he was afraid..lolz..den d director demo to him one time…different line dis time..it’s "Hei! hang jebat! Kamu cepat turun <something something>…" den ACTION!!
i forgot d name of d fren odi..he said: hei hang jebat! kau cepat turun sini..kalau kamu tak turun, aku akan naik pergi cari kamu..<something> aku sudah 5 kali buang air kecil, 3 kali buang air besar, sekarang aku mahu pergi buang lagi..buang sampai tadak air nak buang.." lolz…den d director said "CUT!!!apa kena dengan awak buang air??" dumb la…
somehow dey were so funny..dey gt hired..lolz..den dey haf 2 memorize a script la..so d next day..
ramlee: beta, satan aminor <something>
CUT!!!!
director: sultan! bukan satan!! XD
Action!!!
ramlee: <say correct>
fren: <said sumthing wrong n start again den correct, leave scene>
sudin: <as a bomoh, said correct>
ramlee: semalam, beta mimpi ada tahi lembu menimpa muka beta..apa maksud itu?
sudin: itu bermaksud ada masalah akan menimpa tuanku..
ramlee: oh..sebenarnya ia tersasar kena bahu sedikit..
sudin: oh..itu bermaksud tuanku akan menimpa masalah besar..
ramlee: ah..sebenarnya ia tahi lembu it menimpa director..
sudin: itu bermaksud director akan mati..
CUT!!
director: apa kena mengena saya dalam ini??!! <faints..to much pressure..>
lolz…farny la….u shud watch it..this is only a small part of it..other P.Ramlee movies i watched are..Labu Labi, Ali Baba Bujang Lapok, Pak Belalang, Seniman Bujang Lapok..dat’s all i think..it’s really funny la…lolz…
aihx..i typed so much in dis blog…new post!!!
